But, see, they're spelled differently and are two entirely different things - rooter and router. I pronounce the first just like it's spelled "rooter", and the second "rowter".
And now I have that darn song in my head... it's insidious!
Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.
Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right. Ides of Metropolis