Here's another bad one.

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And here's the last one I'll post, but there are plenty more that are hilarious.

Resonance

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.