Congrats, sis. Props on the endurance to finish.

Sorry, don't know any college graduation stories.

I hear you Jen, but the heat is a little better now, and she won't get back for another week-and-a-half.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.