I have gotten fake nails from time to time. My problem is that after a few days I have to keep myself from picking at them. Sadly they last about 2 weeks at the most (if that long) before I start the fascinating task of popping them off one by one and pick off the glue. Of course my nails under the fake ones look horrible afterwards but with a little love and care they go back to normal.

I don't know what it is with me... you would think I was a tweeker the way I tackle them.

~Jojo, who is not a meth head despite her need to pick at things.


Angry Clark: CLARK SMASH!
Lois: Ork!