I seem to have developed a new superpower recently. Everything I touch turns to Zap! And it's driving me bananas. I'm scared to turn on taps, close the car door, touch anything metal really. I've even taken to hooking clothes out of the dryer using a plastic spaghetti spoon!

Anyone else have this problem or is it just me? And any suggestions as to what I can do to stop myself from being a human lightening rod? grumble


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