The perfect list:

1. Discover immortality.


After that, It's not the list of things to do "before" you die because there is no before you die.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.