Happy birthday, Chief. May your sleep be extra-refreshing. May your step feel like zero-g. May your kids be extraordinarily obedient. May your...(as Perry would say) Aw shucks, have a good day.
Ooh, a secret present?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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