CC has birthdays? Surely not. Surely she just flits through time and space, borrowing Herb's sled as needed.
Well, on the off chance that Wendy's right, happy belated birthday CC!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
