13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends using the entire store as your playing field.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock...i.e. "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
Lol, I've done all of those. So much fun...
