It's Carol Burnette, from her show back in the 70's. I'm showing my age, but I remember that sketch. Very, very funny.
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ETA: I do, however, remember Alanis Morrisette on "You Can't Do That On Television". Ye gods, that was a looooong time ago. She was just a kid then.
