Ahh, a quote from one of my favourite episodes
You are not a hardened criminal!
Well, I'm a wanted fugitive!
There's a big difference!
That's very comforting.
Look, in that tv show, Richard Kimball was a fugitive, okay? He was wrongly convicted and he escaped to prove his innocence, and eventually he did.
How long did it take?
The show ran four years.
I didn't even pack a toothbrush. 
