Frank or Jesse James?:Well now, here's something oughta perk a man's spirit right up.

Lois: Anything diet. Oh right...Do you have regular cola, yet? Just give me a sasparilla.

Martha/Bartender:If you're looking for work, that's not the kind of saloon I run.

Tempus Fugitive-Smallville 1866


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.