Well, this scene has *me* - not stuttering, but spluttering with laughter!

Ching: "Why are you so protective? Do I detect... admiration?"

Zara: "Not at all!"

Ching: "Wait. I sense... You're attracted to how tight his clothing is across the muscles in his posterior?"

From Through A Glass, Darkly


The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)