Ha ha ha! These were great everyone! I loved every single line. Ahh, I really needed those laughs.
Okay, it was horribly difficult for me to choose...but bad spelling or not, Gidget, I loved yours...if nothing else, for the inventive way of spelling Touché’ -- Tushay. Tush, ha ha.
Don't feel bad, the first time I used that word I had to use WORD to figure out how to spell it.
Okay, you're up!