For this I would like to (blame) or thank, ChiefPam for suggesting no one would take it upon themselves to write a decent spin on 'Ides of Metropolis'.
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Least known, however, is never to challenge an avid S1/2 writer for the more obscure plots in the series. wink

However, first thing's first..

Can anyone kindly point me in the direction of the nearest transcript?

I don't have a chance of finding it in my rapidly fading tape archive (unlabeled), and I'm already going blind. laugh

I'll be adding as an upcoming fixture to my official WIPs. laugh