Why did Clark have glasses before Superman was ever created? I think there is an explanation somewhere in TUFS, but I'm not about to go reread that huge piece (even though its good). If anyone remembers that or the non-fanfic explanation if there is one can you tell me? I'm killing myself here.


Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?

(The X-Files)