A few times, I've heard the phrase "worshipping the porcelaine goddess," in the case where one is on his knees in front of it after a wild night of drinking. goofy *cough* I mean, in case of food poisoning.

Julie wink

Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?

(The X-Files)