Oh, that sounds familiar, but I don't think I have it... I went looking, and found tons of stuff I'd forgotten I had smile including some of Leigh's old Compendiums that she used to send out. But I looked through them all and didn't see it. Sorry. I bet somebody will have it, though...

PJ

"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K