Well, I submitted a couple of mine.

Course, I don't think they'll give Labby much work; she could do my entire works while eating breakfast.


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.