I can only think of one so far...

1. A color of Kryptonite besides red or green
2. The undead
Monster Night Fright (is this cheating? o.O)
3. Dean Cain
4. Martha Kent working as a midwife
5. Rosie the Riveter
6. A Pokemon parody/ripoff
7. Lois taking (a) pill(s)
8. A villain from another hero's rogues gallery
9. Clark singing
10. Clark in (or approaching) the afterlife.
Gone the Rainbow (Well he's like, you know, dead. And so technically in an afterlife laugh I needa read more XD)

Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*