Fill in the blank [think mid-80s]:

_________ is the before and Clark is the after. The way, way after.

2000's example:

Brad Pitt is the before and Clark is the after. The way way after.

Best answer gets kudos in the next part of Learning to Love.

I have one in mind, but don't really like it. [And I'm really not a huge 'Brad Pitt is hot' groupie or anything, but apparently lots of other women do...]

Carol