The Pen Is Mightier than The Heart by tvnerdgirl. That was a realy good one!

I'm not sure whether it was archived, though. It probably was.


“Is he dead, Lois?”

“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!”
- Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.