I'm sure Classicalla was referring to Ralph, the Planet employee (who, according the scripts I checked didn't have a last name). Rivka was just being silly, I think (and hilariously so, I might add).

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Clark: "Lois? She's bossy. She's stuck up, she's rude... I can't stand her."
Lana: "The best ones always start that way."

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