Hm, how about that:

"The stuffing in these briefs is all natural..."
Okay, it's a little on the dirty side, but what can I say? It's smut month, after all... blush

"I know just the perfect little tropical island. It's like paradise. Only you and me..."

The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)