I've moved this out of Fanfic Challenge and into this forum, Framework4, because you don't seem to be issuing a challenge for anyone to write a story around this idea, but are just looking for a discussion/debate on the issues.
LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.