Dear Yvonne,
I know you are um good friends with George. I want to know how he has been. Has he lost weight? Is he dating? Has he kept in touch with Lois and Clark and their progress? Also is he still doing therapy? If so does he have any free time next week? I was wondering if he would be interested in a Dear George column. You know something like this:
Dear George,
I am obsessed with a good looking actor. It interferes with my daily life. I spend countless hours reading stories and looking up information about this man. I am a happily married woman and I love my husband, however, this obsession of mine takes away time from him every night. What can I do?
Desperate in folcdom
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Dear Desperate,
Get a freaking life! Do you really think you have any kind of future with a person that doesn't know you are alive? Go to your husband tonight and show him a good time. Oh, and stop thinking about the actor while you are intimate!
George
