100. The Kent family will have at least one member work for the Planet for generations to come.
101. People know a map from the local Sewage Reclamation Facility on sight. (Okay, that's also from the show...)
102. Lois is always right (unless she isn't).
103. Lois always tries to stay out of trouble (by heading straight into it).
104. Lois always has a plan. Kind of. It just doesn't usually work.

(From hours and hours of reading fanfic I also learned how many kB I can read in plain text format (txt) per hour. Come to think of it, my English vocabulary increased greatly from reading fanfics here, too. Especially the kind of stuff you never learn at school.)


The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)