Well, it took us long enough, but we've got the side-by-side transcript of the Kerth Awards posted now: http://www.kerthawards.com/kerthawards/2005KerthSide-by-Side.htm

Enjoy smile

PJ


"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K