I'd think that a notice that mentions the MPAA by name might make things worse. Both by making the apparent connection implicit . . . and by attracting their attention. However, a similar disclaimer that says that stories "have not been reviewed by any official ratings agency" sounds like a plan.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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