Forgive me for taking so long to acknowledge all of you extremely helpful, imaginative, and in Paul's case, completely ridiculous in the best possible way, FoLCs!

I feel a pressing need to address this:
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As for your intentions towards myself, I can only sigh. Yes, it is true that there are many enemies of Utopia and its natural guide. Ah, well! Never mind, dear girl. I shall bear these burdens with the fortitude I always display so well.
I have to say, Mr Wells, had I realized you read on these boards, I would never have just...blurted...my murderous intentions quite so plainly. I certainly would have layered them in euphemisms, and polite 'it isn't personal' sorts of blather. Just so it wouldn't look quite so unfeeling. I do apologize.

As for your fate in my fic, be assured, you live and are mentioned often! (If not in the most complimentary of ways.)

And as for what held you up, I am now rich with ideas thanks to everyone!

CC

You mean we're supposed to have lives?

Oh crap!

~Tank