It is also quite possible I have no idea what I'm talking about, but when I was 13 I broke my leg in a softball game. My mom took me to the ER and this poor tech had to say, "There's no risk of pregnancy, is there?" And my mom...well...let's just say that was not pretty. She resented the question a tiny bit.
ROTFL, CC! Wish I'd been a fly on the wall.
LabRat