Marla Maples Trump? Anyway, 1994 is actually when Anna Nicole Smith married Marshall, so you might not be as off as you think. 
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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