Okay, here goes. The first one is a TOGOM rewrite. As you can imagine, searching for this was like trying to find a needle in a haystack <note: please don't tell me to look up Wendy Richards' stuff - that was the first place I turned to.../me ducks and runs >
ROTFLMAO! And I did just that when you mentioned in to me in email, didn't I? <g> Hey, I stand by my theory that it was your best bet!
LabRat (who is still chuckling over the irony of suggesting you post here and see if someone knew which it was...
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