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If I want to come out of the closet (assuming I'm even in the closet, of course ), I wouldn't want to do it by default as the result of a survey.
Oh, was that it? I just thought you didn't want to let anyone know that you earn scad-zillions a year as a lawyer goofy

PJ
who thinks they missed a check box for "both" evil

"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K