Wendy and Kaethel, if you don't take Tank up on this offer, we're going to hunt you down!
Hey, I have an idea! Why don't you make this a challenge, Tank? I'm sure lots of people would be willing to add a haircut to stories already in progress, or even write totally new ones about a haircut, if it'll get more stories out of you!
Bethy (who is analyzing hair cut memories for inspiration as she types...)