Earlier this week I was listening to "Civilization" (also known as the "Bingo, Bangor, Bongo I Don't Wanna Leave the Congo) sung by the Andrews Sisters and Danny Kaye and got to thinking about the Earth-2 Lois lane. What if (like the native) she fell in love with the area and stayed in place. I suspect this would be a perfect prompt for the EVIL Challenge if someone wants to take it up. Civilization as sung by the Andrews Sisters and Danny Kaye
CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx.
JONATHAN: A jinx?
CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me.
-"Contact" (You're not her jinx, you're her blessing.)
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