Originally posted by Queen of the Capes:
Lois: "So, let me get this straight -- you're going away to visit your extended biological family, who are hard-core Civil War re-enactors, and you don't know how long you'll be gone. You can't call me because there are absolutely no phones in the area, and I can't come with you because I'm a 'yankee'? is that about right? You know what, Clark? I think I like your adopted family a lot better. Just get back as soon as you can, and stay out of any canon-fire; I have to get to work on this New Krypton story for Perry." 
