Here's a real-life story from my local newspaper. I'm thinking there's got to be a Lois and Clark story in here somewhere, but I don't have time to write it:
At 11:30 one evening, a woman comes home from working late. She walks through her front door and finds the following:
Her laundry has been neatly folded.
Her floors have been swept and vacuumed.
A strange man is in her kitchen cooking chicken and onions on her sotve.
She calls the police and has him arrested. He's currently awaiting a psych eval and charged with illegal entry (a class D felony).
Any takers, be my guest.
