Well... I did make an attempt on your challenge, only it hasn't ended up as a WaFFy, gooey, humorous piece as I'd originally intended it to be. It has gone from an innocent start to a full blown sinister fic with APlot... all under the title of Superman vs. Clark Kent.
Thought you should know. I could change the title if you want, and maybe write you another piece as compensation... later, much later