Hmm, I don't know if this is a good idea. How do you know about speech patterns? All you sure know about is the little bit of grammar presented there. I think I'd rather stick to a real language than a fictional one. Maybe change this into a challenge where everybody writes English with the patterns (idioms etc) used by other languages such as Spanish or German?


The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)