There ought to be warnings against this thread. I looked on in it, in my unsuspecting innocence and before I can yell "Help! Superman", I am beset, bitten and beleaguered by an attack of plot bunnies! Those are some brilliant, brilliant titles!

Favourites so far are "That Super Son of Mine", "Wildly Domesticated" (NFIC!) and "The Baby Sitter".

And I am now being chased by "Mettalois". thud

“Is he dead, Lois?”

“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!”
- Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.