I couldn't resist. Besides, I can't leave Doc Klein all to bakasi, can I? Here you go.

Clear...

Clark and a very pregnant Lois visited Doc Klein at STAR labs. Curiously, the scientist looked up at the two reporters. Clark went ahead of Lois and started his little prepared speech. "Bernie," he said, making the scientist look up at the familiar, yet unfamiliar, use of his nickname, "I wanted to tell you something. I'm Superman. And my wife is pregnant."

Lois helpfully added, "As you can see. It's quite obvious by now."

Doctor Bernard Klein stared at them in shock. "But that's impossible! The results of the fertility tests were clear!"


The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)