Ready? evil

Write a fic including:

1. Ninjas
2. An unusual pie
3. Rubber ducks
4. Penguins
5. Another Superhero
6. A man in a dress
7. A broom
8. A duel fought with vacuum cleaners
9. Bees
10. Canned peas
11. A small child with a lisp
12. A dog
13. Something else from Krypton
14. Flowers
15. A Turkish bridal gown
16. A Bollywood-Style Musical Number
17. Smurfs
18. The word "Leftindiary"
19. A giant mellon
20. Blue mittens
21. Canada
22. A person from the future
23. A family reunion
24. Jimmy doing something wierd
25. A lawn mower
26. A goat
27. A barrel of cider
28. A strange football game
29. Pigs
30. Love letters from a dead celebrity
31. Vampires
32. Ballerinas
33. A stage production of Oklahoma
34. Clark snoring
35. Lois gets new furniture
36. Something exploding
37. Confetti
38. Pasta
39. The phrase, "I should have known the pants would end up there."
40. A foreign word for "chair"
41. A monkey
42. Forty-Two
43. A robotic ligament
44. A scene on the roof of a tall building
45. A wild chase scene
46. A completely random and insane act of violence (not necessarily graphic or gorey)
47. A shovel
48. Temporary amnesia
49. Houseflies
50. A kid show
51. Lois and Clark at a gameshow
52. Lois in a costume
53. Lois punching a guy
54. Clark punching a guy
55. A guy punching himself (cannot count as #46)
56. A boy making funny faces
57. A girl screaming about her icecream cone
58. Cat Grant saying something wise
59. Jimmy quoting Yoda
60. A bellyache
61. Stick figures
62. A red car
63. A pickup truck
64. Elvis impersonators
65. Fish
66. A Pink Floyd song
67. Clark Kent dancing around Lois while singing
68. Eleven Forks
69. A trip to another country
70. An igloo in a strange place
71. An improbable use for chocolate
72. Cookies that tast terrible
73. A superstition
74. An unusual chorus line
75. An explaination for why the light goes on and off in the refriderator when you open the door
76. Someone getting drunk
77. Superman winning the lottery
78. Insomnia
79. A song about insomnia
80. Eggs
81. A poem about eggs
82. A strange phone call
83. An insane assylum
84. Sherwood Forrest
85. A woman named Mrs. Penelope Breadandbutter
86. A Greek restauraunt
87. A door with the number 13 on it
88. Firetrucks
89. A cute little puppy
90. Darth Vader working as a clerk
91. A retirement home for a particular type of people
92. A special guest appearance by someone you know
93. A crack-pairing (fanfiction definition of this phrase)
94. The Russian Circus
95. A bowler hat
96. Sour milk
97. Metal cake
98. Mrs. Cake
99. A glass of turpentine
100. Tank Ending


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