The Authors... in order of appearance. The quotes around each author will let you know where the parts start and stop!

"That outfit..." Clark said teasingly, "it suits you."

WANDA DETROIT

"Hey! That's *my* donut!" she declared indignantly.

PHIL

Clark gazed at his partner. "What do you want?"

SARA (SKFOLC)

"I'm wearing black underwear," she whispered.

MARY (QUEEN OF THE CAPES)

Clark took a pencil and began to sketch. "There. Does this look familiar?" he asked, holding up his drawing.

ANNA BTG

Lois crossed her arms. "That's none of your business."

CAROL MALO

Clark looked at Lois with concern. "Are you okay?" he asked worriedly.

JEN (SHADOW)

Lois rolled her eyes. "I can *not* believe you just did that."

JULIE STARS

Hesitantly, Clark asked, "Lois...? Where were you last night?"

CC AIKEN

Lois beamed. "We did it!"

LABRAT

"Oh no," Clark groaned, handing Lois the notebook.

LAURA

Lois grinned. "I'll take two," she replied.

PAUL (HATMAN)

"You don't believe me, do you, Lois?" he asked.

NANCY (TIPIWOMAN)

Lois sighed, taking the ice cream for herself. "No fair."

MEREDITH

Clark was dumbfounded. "What do you mean?"

BETHY

Lois gave him a playful jab. "Yeah, right."

SASKIA

"That's the worst news I've heard all day," Clark groaned.


"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.