Dear Lori,
Allow me to present you with this Special Giant-Sized (
Super-sized?
) Ultra-Effective Arcturian Mega-Clue Bat. Kindly apply it to your step-grand-something-daughter around the head with all the strength that we have seen you display in previous adventures!
She's after your man! Lay on, milady, and curs'd be she who first cries, "Enough!"
Phil, thoroughly enjoying more "Lori and Clark"
