I just had this crazy idea for a story I'd really like to read, but don't have the energy to write it myself. What if for some reason Clark (or Superman) had to participate in a male beauty pagent?
For example, every year my sorority puts on a show called Mr. CWRU to find the sexiest, most talented man at Case Western Reserve U with a talent competition, a costume competition, an evening wear competition, a swimsuit competition, and a final question. It is histerical!
What if the Daily Planet (or some other organization) had a similar contest?