whinging (that's laughing so hard I cried)

What Bethy said! Sheesh, she even quoted my favorite parts. (Hey Bethy, can I have my brain back when you're done with it? wink )

This was absolute comedy gold, and with a Halloween theme, AND a "Z" story. Very impressive! clap

'Scuse me, I have to go read it again. laugh

Oh! Almost forgot my absolute favorite line!
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So, I guess he figured "if life hands you lemons, make lemonade" or something like that. Maybe more like "if life hands you lemons, laugh maniacally and use the chemical energy to power your evil device."
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Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun