Extravagant use of emoticons? You get them to lift the 8-graemlin limit, and I'll show you extravagant!
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I posted this snippet once before on the boards.
Oh good. I've been trying to figure out why it sounded vaguely familiar . . .
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
