I snickered at the title.

I laughed at Lois' list.

I chuckled at her scrutiny.

Then the unexpected ending! laugh rotflol


Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun