Very clever, very funny, and VERY, VERY EVIL!!!

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Clark tried to cover his grin and shrugged apologetically. "Well, now that you mention it... you do look a lot like your father."
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Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun